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me: i'm cold guys: shut up and stop complaining cute girl: i'm cold guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm

Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade! Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore